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| 24/02/08 Going live with Fresh Water Clive. | |||||
| Fishing is an ancient man sport. A great excuse for excessive drinking whilst "getting back in touch with you neanderthal hunter gather past". If you catch a fish then bully for you, crack another tinny in celebration. But once in a while you'll (maybe more by chance that skill or judgement given your blood alcohol level) catch a quarry the likes of which pub stories are made of. If the mans fish is Sea Bass and the mans mans fish is Marlin then the Mans, mans, mans, mans, woman's fish isn't a fish at all, it's the legendary "Fresh Water Clive". | |||||
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| 07/01/08 One careful owner. 30,000,000,000 miles on the clock. | |||||
| We're talking robots. Big meaty ones children. Not you average asimo what walks around like it's nursing a red raw pile cluster. Hell naaa. Hunky tough blow your face off and dance around with it robots. In fact they're so offensive they have to disguise themselves as house hold objects. Not just lethal metal bast**ds but sneaky lethal metal bast**ds too. Yes you've guessed it, it's another parody. The clue is in the title; CONFORMERS. Clever eh? | |||||
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| 20/11/07 Isotope Audio supports the writers strike!! | |||||
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Those poor writers, it's a full time job keeping deranged maniacs like us out of the industry. Can you imagine if
Isotope got the contract for a rib chortlingly humorous daytime sitcom? Unthinkable. So that was that! Liberté, Égalité,
Fraternité, ou la Mort! Annnd we stopped writing! Stick it to the man! Booyah! Then we realized, that as we also produce all this ourselves that we were not only the stickers but also the stickees. We are (in fact) the very man we are sticking. So we stopped stopping writing, that said this doesn't change the warm fuzzy kinship we now feel with our fellow writer brethren. Even though technically, that makes us strikers, the man, and blacklegs all at the same time. I never knew this socialist agenda could be so complex. I though it was all wheat fields and thickly muscled women in head scarfs. Oh well. So in remembrance of the simpler times when men were men, women were women and ice-cream came with a price tag just under an English pound. We present SPACE 99 FLAKE. Don't worry if your too young to remember the TV series we've added a handy dandy explanation. Anything to keep our loyal cult...err fans happy and informed. |
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| 10/07/07 Busy Doing Nothing | |||||
| Effin hell that month went quick. Too quick, so quick in fact that I've now got 2 months worth of things to do in this month. I could make a plausable case for the defence, blame my lack of motivation on several different things but they would all be tired haggered excuses. Truth is I like sleep too much. So this month is a bit of a fudge as we roll out another rave from the grave : Twelve. How many humours ways can you kill people? Download and find out. Right I've got to get cracking here. If I don't start pulling my weight around here we'll have cleaned out the back catalogue by Christmas! | |||||
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| 10/06/07 Bitter Sweet Moments | |||||
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In a word ear-candy. OK I know that's technically 2 words but that's whats hyphens are for, marvelous inventions hyphens. Anyway, ear-candy, the bite size audio pod cast that won't fill up your mp3 player and this month your getting 3 of them. Short, neat, petite and ever so slightly verbally offensive. Yes! Now with added swearing! To fill you minds with both humor and horror! Where else would you get a double whammy like that eh? Comedian in an electric chair? Whoopee cushion full of nitroglycerin? Sound like pay per view events to me. Yet here at Isotope Audio we give you three for free; Book Review sketch This is the Knews The Mini cab sketch Yet this is not the reason for the some what contrary title. Once again we will be having a minor redesign as the File it under F section breaks the 1 line barrier for download content. I thought I was clever, I thought my graphics were up to the task . Tragically no. So 3 productions. All neatly packaged. verbal abuse AND graphical upgrades. Words have not been created to express how lucky you are. Onward into the bright sparkley future, oh loyal listening audience. |
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| 04/05/07 Can I blow it up? | |||||
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Once more unto the breach dear friends! This month we have some major tinkering to do.
It has been made apparent that there are one or two things that are hindering people
from fully enjoying the deep undulating pleasure that is Isotope audio. In light of these
venomous complaints we will be taking the following steps: Altering the font on the buttons to make it more readable. (that'll teach me for trying to be historically accurate). The rating system is to be merged into the animation. The hidden news blog needs to be less hidden and more just a news blog. You shall have access to new audio production as it's overdue. So yes, today we offer you "The Double Extra Super Special Squad!" We hope you enjoy it and look out for those other subtle yet sexy improvements. |
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| 07/04/07 BANZI! The first update! | |||||
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Good Friday 2007 will hold a special significance as it went some way to
prove our rough dedication to monthly updates. No it wasn't a flash in the
pan, YES we're serious. Well, semi-quazi-serious..... sometimes.... OK maybe
once at a funeral. That aside we are dedicated (and medicated) to getting
you at least one wrong thing a month (god help us). This month we bring you another one from the vaults. One of our finest vintages in fact, in the fuzzy form of Bernard Wong - Kung Fu Avenger! A fine body and rich bouquet that'll have you spitting teeth within the first 10 minutes. (so no change there then). As my Great-great-great time traveling grandson used to say to me when I was a nipper. "It's not good audio unless there are quivering pounds of senseless violence liberally strapped to it." Until next month remember: You have good anger audiance-san, but your technique suck like bad egg. |
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| 23/02/07 Isotope Audio Goes Live! | |||||
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After a fair amount of messing around, the Isotope Audio website is up and
running. We have about 2-3 months of material in reserve for a staggered
release. (got to keep you all interested after all). And BIG plans for the
future. Check out the audio section for our current catalogue and check here for more information on up and coming productions. If you are confused then check out frequently unanswered questions. Of course if you subscribe to our "ever so user friendly" feed then you never have to darken the door of this website again, and all our new content (for better or worse) will be piped to your compy as and when it's completed. We'll be doing things a little differently here. We want to make things easier for you. To this end, we're supplying the odd series specific RSS feeds on certain on going productions. Also we've noticed that a lot of podcasts out there are fairly "bloaty". To combat this we're developing the principle of "ear candy" It's shorter, it's sweeter and it won't fill up your broadband. You time is important to us, and it shouldn't be wasted waiting for a download bar to fill. It's been a long time, but we're back and it's all goodness from here on in. |
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