The Magnificent Perpetrators of
this Glorious Audio Atrocity are;

Mr Matt Manning. & Mr Clym Angus.
More intransigent members of this cabal are credited with the relevent media content on which they worked


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Congratulations (or commiserations, depending on... you know...) your purchase of the Mark 10 Isotope Technologically Wondrous Acoustic Terminal. brought to you by the aboved named, High Ferret Weaver Clym Angus and Right Reverend Count Dr. Matt Manning. We very much hope that you find your new appliance (if applied correctly of course) provides you with numerous mirth-filled hours of steadfastly reliable performance.

So what does the I-T.W.A.T. 10.0 do? What does it actually DO? How does it improve your life? How does it earn its keep? Is this world a BETTER place with it being in it? The answer, as the Germans would say, is "JA!" To put in laymans terms this unit allows the user (that's YOU!) to browse, access and listen to media content created for you the 'I-Twater' (that's YOU as well!) by us here at the Isotope Corporation. Our partially-dedicated TeK-Support Team have woken up to the distressing void in their lives that exists between working and paying bills (or not paying 'em as the case may be) and are now chomping at the bit to automatically upload to your hand held device, innovative and entertaining media artifacts.

But it doesn't stop there! Or does it?? Your I-T.W.A.T. is completely compatible with other third party RSS feed based products, software and services. Each media item can be subscribed to or downloaded separately allowing complete flexibility in how and when you view/listen/dance to/mull over/osmosis into. There is also a subscribe to all option that bypasses this handheld unit all together sending new feeds directly to your own choice of third party subscription software! HOW ABOUT THAT!!?? (Long silence - no reaction).

We, the creative black hole spinning at the very centre of the Isotope Corporation strive to bring you the most ground-breakingly forward-looking, backwards-glancing, round-the-corner peering and hopelessly out-of-date user friendly technology & for-the-hell-of-it entertainment directly to the palm of your sweaty hand. Should you experience any problems with your I-T.W.A.T. or have any queries regarding the appropriation of content or suggestions for our minions, errr sorry, highly valued Tek-support staff then please feel free to use the feedback system below.

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